he didn’t show his abs like others x
plot twist: humanity learns from its history
How are you feeling?
Yeah, not bad. A bit… smoked.
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
OK SO I WAS LOOKING AT THIS GIF FROM WRECK IT RALPH
And I could have sworn that one of the frames of animation was Turbo looking me dead in the face and giving a thumbs up.
So I stuck it in flash and went through it frame-by-frame and sure enough
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TURBO IS THE SCARIEST FUCKING DISNEY VILLAIN EVER DON’T YOU EVEN TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE.
Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney